Friday, February 13, 2009

Follow the yellow brick road

Backward. To Munchkin land.

That’s how we solve ALL of our problems.

Little people. Height challenged. Elves. Dwarves. The future is right below our eyes!

Just think if we were all three feet tall and weighed 80 pounds.

Less of everything would be required.

My son’s feet grew three sizes in one baseball season. Think of the reduction in the size of Nike swooshes. We could even get by with two cleats per foot.

Smaller houses. Smaller carbon footprints.

Smaller bathtubs. Less water consumption.

Smaller feet. Think of how many fewer Australian sheep we would need for UGG production.

Smaller vehicles. The friggin’ Smart Car would be the new Hummer!

Less is more!

And let’s not stop there. Let’s think nano. Get really small. Talking Horton hears a Who here.

Since we would use less, we would spend less, so we would have plenty of money. Heck, we really could wallow in it. We could stuff it all in our mattresses and to hell with the banks.

Come on G7, UN, Trilateral Commission, Gates Foundation, Brookings Institute, Al Gore (Al, you’re going the wrong way).

This is it. This fixes everything. This is big.

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