Questions to ponder

-Why is it so funny when women and kids and dogs fart?

-What did Adam and Eve look like?

-Whatever happened to the best candy ever, the Zero bar?

-Why can’t doctors write legibly?

-Why do men start growing hair in strange places when they get older?

-Why does the United States not have an official language?

-Who is working on curing the common cold?

-Why are the stripes horizontal on knit shirts and vertical on woven shirts?

-Why do men have nipples?

-How long before an NFL player is killed by a helmet to helmet hit?

-Why does everything measured in the sports world get faster every year except a fastball?

-Why have commercial jet planes flown at the same speed since they were introduced in the 1950’s?

-Is P.J. O’Rourke the only funny conservative?

-What if Al Franken and Norm Coleman actually just tied?

-What if the South had won?

-Who ate the first oyster?

-Who Snopes Snopes?