Of all of the straight lines ever said, not knowing they were to about to be preceded by "That's what she said", I heard these marvelous words today.
If it never gets topped, that's ok. I'm glad I lived long enough to hear this one.
Innocent, well meaning, but oh so perfect.
The Hertz bus driver pulled into Terminal 4 at LAX. He then announced.
"In my front is regular American. In my rear is first class American."