That's what she said . . .

Of all of the straight lines ever said, not knowing they were to about to be preceded by "That's what she said", I heard these marvelous words today.

If it never gets topped, that's ok. I'm glad I lived long enough to hear this one.

Innocent, well meaning, but oh so perfect.

The Hertz bus driver pulled into Terminal 4 at LAX. He then announced.

"In my front is regular American. In my rear is first class American."