I am about to publish a new book. It is destined for greatness.
It is titled as follows.
Cats and Dogs. The difference between men and women.
As followers of this blog, you alone will get a peak into this masterpiece.
The first chapter bascically says it all. Although, the next 42 chapters will be worth the $29.99 you will pay Amazon for your own copy.
You can train a dog.
Looking forward to signing a copy for you at Square Books in Oxford, Mississippi. The bookstore for Southern writers.