Thursday, January 10, 2013

Nick Saban grades out at a B-

Three out of the four last seasons his Alabama teams have won the national championship of college football.

In his last eight seasons of college football coaching (which includes his short stint at LSU), he's one four national championships.

That's a 50% national championship win rate. 

Yet, in some discerning sectors of America, Nick Saban rates only a B+.

You see, his shirt and tie and suit combination are too matchy-matchy. 

And his tassle loafers are the most annoying shoes on earth.

Coach Saban, congratulations on a fine career.

But if you want to really win, you need that collagen-infused mask to remove those nagging wrinkles.


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