Ah, yes, the red and blue ribbon approach

 

Imagine you were given the assignment to design a new logo for one of the most iconic brands in the world.

Why on earth would your solution be so similar and imitative as two other giants in the same industry?

There are either some unimaginative people involved with this new American design scheme, or there's more news coming that will make this makeover make sense.  

Nick Saban grades out at a B-

Three out of the four last seasons his Alabama teams have won the national championship of college football.

In his last eight seasons of college football coaching (which includes his short stint at LSU), he's one four national championships.

That's a 50% national championship win rate. 

Yet, in some discerning sectors of America, Nick Saban rates only a B+.

You see, his shirt and tie and suit combination are too matchy-matchy. 

And his tassle loafers are the most annoying shoes on earth.

Coach Saban, congratulations on a fine career.

But if you want to really win, you need that collagen-infused mask to remove those nagging wrinkles.