Lemme tell ya, I am dis many years old.
And when I have a nudder birthday, I think I'm going to be ten. Or nineteen.
I got to spend the night with just me with PaPa and Lalea. Bubba didn't get to come. It was my birthday. Bubba is having his birthday night with PaPa and Lalea next year sometime.
PaPa and Lalea took me to the greatest place to eat ever. Jello World.
PaPa and I got there firstest. And we sat outside. And some people walked in. They were old. And had sticks cause they had broke their legs. I'm Superman. So when I broke my leg, I didn't need a stick. Cause I'm tough. Look at my muscles. They are made of steel.
PaPa is made of mushy stuff.
So when we went inside, it was awesome. I got to pick out whatever I wanted for supper. PaPa said they had more Jello than anybody. I got blue.
And chicken fingers. And salad with lots of ranch dressing. And macaroni. And mashed potatoes.
PaPa said we had to wash our hands first. He's so crazy. He has crazy hair. He says to sing Happy Birthday when I wash my hands. That way my hands will be clean.
But I had to go potty. And that made PaPa have to go potty.
Poor PaPa. He doesn't have Transformers underwear.
And then we went to PaPa and Lalea's house. And I got presents. I got a soccer ball. And I got cleats. The bump things on the shoes make me go fast when I run.
And then I got a Harry Potter cupcake.
And I'm a super hero. I'm Juggernaut. I can go fast.
Then Lalea read me a book. I took a bubble bath. I don't like diving. Wonder if I have nudder presents?
I don't like Dolphin Tales. I like Captain America.
Then PaPa read me a book. I like it. Wonder if I can take it home to show Bubba.
And I tried to go to sleep. I had a dream about baseball cause I'm gonna be a baseball man.
Then I got up and crawled in bed with PaPa and Lalea. They were drinking coffee. I don't use coffee.
And I had a biscuit. But I don't really like biscuits. And I don't use any eggs. My muscles are really big.
Then we played soccer. And I got a dragon blood snow cone. I breathed fire on PaPa.
And I got to swing. Why do these shoes have bumps on the bottom?